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För alla er som glömt den legendariske Chuck Norris! :

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

When you play monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass and go, and you do not collect 200 dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. (Cant touch this)

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesnt push himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

When the boogieman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.





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